Rabbit (scarfacerabbit) wrote,

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message from god

Found on the dryer in the laundromat when I went back to get my clothes, neatly typed on what appeared to be the second sheet of a carbonless triplicate form:

Dear Scarface Rabbit -

I've left enough clues that I find it disappointing you're not getting it:

You're on the wrong planet.
You have no further reason to be here.
Your sole function at this time
is to clear yourself out of here
to make room for more interesting people.

I hope I do not have to repeat myself.

With all the love I showed Job,
- God
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